5 Big Businesses That Are Using Twitter to Make You Laugh

1. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce

Quote of the Day, from our Jack Howard: "The debt ceiling is like a kidney stone. You have to pass it, so best to get it over with now."
— U.S. Chamber (@USChamber) September 20, 2013

2. Goldman Sachs

Guess elevators go up and down, http://t.co/xkDPZgaCI8
— Goldman Sachs (@GoldmanSachs) March 6, 2014

3. Boston Police


4. Delta Air Lines


5. John Kerry

and dash my dreams of being a replacement player? MT @dbernstein @JohnKerry, can't you do something about NHL lockout? We need Bruins back
— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) December 6, 2012

* Yes, technically, John Kerry is an individual, not a business.

Addendum (3/16/2014): Almost forgot this doozy:

@wiggsd Sorry to hear that. Fiscal policy is important, but can be dry sometimes. Here's something more fun: http://t.co/ca31My7 #WHChat
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 27, 2011

Addendum (3/21/2014): How about another one?

I guess this means my spring break in Siberia is off, Gazprom stock is lost & secret bank account in Moscow is frozen http://t.co/TgwZneD4HY
— John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) March 20, 2014

Addendum (8/27/2014): And let’s not forget this double doozy:

Who kkmew theis was ghiong tob e a baweball ghamle. #lowsscorinh 5_0
— JCPenney (@jcpenney) February 2, 2014

Toughdown Seadawks!! Is sSeattle going toa runaway wit h this???
— JCPenney (@jcpenney) February 3, 2014

Oops...Sorry for the typos. We were #TweetingWithMittens. Wasn't it supposed to be colder? Enjoy the game! #GoTeamUSA pic.twitter.com/e8GvnTiEGl
— JCPenney (@jcpenney) February 3, 2014

Addendum (9/19/2014): Bonus points if you get the reference:

We asked Dukakis but he turned us down... :(
— Digg (@digg) August 29, 2012

Addendum (10/10/2014): Ed Gillespie does his best Taylor Swift-Jimmy Kimmel:

Post by Ed Gillespie.

Addendum (1/4/2015): 7 boring big brands that used humor to amp up their marketing.

Addendum (3/9/2015):

JJ says he's #goldandwhite no matter what you see. Happy #FelineFriday! pic.twitter.com/TQYNQW7Cej
— Humane Society (@HumaneSociety) February 27, 2015

Photoshop had nothing to do with this… yet. Let's see what you badasses can do: http://t.co/NgC6BUsRQ5 #WeaselPecker pic.twitter.com/qRBbDVwA2E
— Adobe Photoshop (@Photoshop) March 3, 2015

Addendum (3/28/2015): Groupon Posted This Product on Facebook, Then Replied to Everyone Who Made a Sex Joke