Why not give up journalism per se and start penning native/branded/sponsored content? Big brands are hiring:
1. The Atlantic
2. Gawker
3. The Onion
4. BuzzFeed
5. The New York Times
Addendum (6/30/2014):
6. Slate
Addendum (7/6/2014):
7. The New York Police Department
Addendum (7/9/2014):
8. The Washington Post
