WILSON
Let’s say you’re right. Completely right about everything. Give in anyway.
HOUSE
This is not a point of pride. This is a point of principle.
WILSON
Right, you’re the Rosa Parks of hooker massages.
HOUSE
The principle is she’s being irrational. If I give in on this, it sets the stage for the whole relationship.
WILSON
Putting up with irrationality is the foundation for every relationship. I agree with Sam when she’s calling her father a monster. I agree with her when she’s calling him a saint. And in exchange, I get to have sex with her. And I’m sure she has similar tradeoffs with me.
Relationships are hard. You have to make sacrifices. So sacrifice being crazy. Go get her a gift and apologize.
—House
