Here’s Proof That Wegmans and Walmart Are the Best Grocers on Twitter

I love Mallomars, those chocolate-coated marshmallow cookies. The problem is, they’re hard to find. So, I asked five local grocers, via Twitter, if they currently carry these confections. Here are their replies, from worst to below.

1. Target

@jrick Unfortunately we can't access the inventories of specific stores so calling them would be your best bet. We hope that they have them!

— AskTarget (@AskTarget) October 21, 2015

Seriously?

2. Harris Teeter

@jrick It's stocked by a 3-party vendor, so it may need to be ordered. Can you DM us your VIC info. so we can follow up w/ your local store?

— Harris Teeter (@HarrisTeeter) October 22, 2015

Thanks for nothing. Then thanks for giving me the monkey.

3. Safeway

@jrick thanks for the additional info! We show the location on 3713 Lee Highway has them!

— Safeway (@Safeway) October 22, 2015

Exactly what I needed to know.

4. Walmart

@jrick The cookies aren't available, but you can sign up for an in-stock alert to let you know when: https://t.co/h3tq4NYNjJ. -Ris

— Walmart (@Walmart) October 21, 2015

Bummer, but at least an alternative was provided.

5. Wegmans

@jrick: Our apologies for the confusion... they do have them in stock. They're on aisle 12 A on top shelf above the oreos.

— Wegmans Food Markets (@Wegmans) October 22, 2015

Perhaps the best response ever.